OKLAHOMA OK

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas LongHorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are fans too.

Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.

A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an a Texas fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Oklahoma University - Boomer Sooner fan" boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet why she is an Oklahoma fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Sooner fans, so I'm a Sooner fan too" she responds. The teacher is angry now "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."

GO SOONERS!!!!